Below are just a handful of items that I have learned while in this amazing country. I think you will enjoy this list!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN AFRICA WHEN . . . .
You know you’re from Africa when…
…you can't barter, its not worth buying.
...you don't need to know how to drive to get a driver's license. you just need money.
…you can't believe that America only has one kind of banana.
…you are on time, you are early. when you are late, you are on time.
...your soda comes in a glass bottle.
...you have to turn on each electric socket individually
...to turn on a light switch, up and on and down is off.
…you go back to your mother country and realize the jerky there can not even compare to billtong.
...your choices of sodas is coke, fanta, or novida.
…boiling or filtering water is normal.
…40 degrees is cold.
…the only thing keeping you from speeding down the road are a pack of matatus.
...your impressed if you get robbed just once in a month.
… you can just pay a cop instead of getting a ticket.
... a cop on foot can pull you over for speeding.
…there is always a break for some biscuits and chai.
...you know not to buy white because of the red soil.
…you know that if you are in trouble that you cant go to the police.
...you can run red lights because stopping means you possibly could get robbed.
…it is possible to fit 15 people in a 10 passenger matatu
...your car's vehicle number is on the side or on the roof of your car in bold letters.
…you don't question what you are eating, you just eat it.
…everyone in your country plays soccer.
…the power goes out at least 8 to 10 times a day
…you walk barefoot, and you keep your shoes for sunday church because if you wear them they get dirty too quickly
…every country you drive into has a different currency.
...you can get fruits and vegetables ten times cheaper than your mother country.
...you use a jump rope as a measuring tape.
...soda is cheaper than water.
...you have never heard so many people tell that your beautiful in one day, all because your at an african market